i’m meeting the love of my life in 3 days i don’t know how to act right now

i’m at work with nothing to do, so i’m going to talk about how Miami weather is always against me.


this past week, i have been going to work with my umbrella in case it rains right? okay, so i got to work today and it was sunny and blazing hot to the point of me wanted to strip out of my clothes right? well, since it was sunny, i left my umbrella in the car. WRONG. it’s been pouring for an hour now, i’m wearing flip flops and i have no umbrella for when i have to go to my car after i close the store. Miami weather, suck a fart.

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